Sunday, August 15, 2010

Potted Meat

Walmart; Columbus, OH


"Potted?"
"Plants."
"Good answer!"

"Potted?"
"Meat."
"Don't be stupid, you moron."

I beg to disagree. There is something out there called "potted meat." It has nothing to do with a potted plant. It's all about mechanically separated chicken, beef tripe, partially defatted cooked beef fatty tissue, beef hearts, water, partially defatted cooked pork fatty tissue, salt, and less than 2 percent: mustard, natural flavorings, dried garlic, dextrose, sodium erythorbate, and sodium nitrite.

"Yes, sir, may I have another?"
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