Spotted Dick; Giant Eagle, Columbus OH

Spotted Dick is going for less than 60 cents per ounce. I wonder if No Spot Dick costs more or less? Do they charge more for the spots? Or are the spots some sort of defect they've priced into the product?

Porn chicken

Kroger; Grandview Heights OH

Kroger, you have some splainin' to do ...

Ummm, sort of speechless.

Monkey Butt

Walmart; Columbus OH

This product implies that having a monkey butt IS a problem.

My Dadz Nutz

Kroger; Columbus OH

I will soon be marketing the next great food item,"My Momz Bunionz."